Mattel, Please Stop Giving My Toddler the "Oh" Face.

Mattel's Sing-A-Ma-Jigs just got added to my list of Stuff I'm Not Buying My Kid.

Just cruising Toys R Us, you'll find them right next to the other stuffed animals as if they're totally normal. Press their bellies and they sing. Scarier! Press two at once and they sing in harmony. Aah! Worst. Gift. Evar. (This, from the girl who once received her step-grandmother's hand-me-down lingerie as a Father's Day gift. From her grandpa. Nope, I'm not a father. That's what makes it so touching?)

So, for the record, the Not Buying For My Kid list now reads:

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Comments

[Emily]

Ahhhhh, I can't breathe. Those are terrible.

Kept laughing to myself about this on the way to get the mail, so now neighbors think I'm nuts.

[betch]

Really, really scary, right?!